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Posted April 01, 2011
[url=http://www.saviors-of-queens.com" target="blank][/url]CD Projekt RED, GOG's sister company and the development studio of the acclaimed The Witcher franchise, has just announced their new game - THE BARD: Saviors of Queens. The adventure is supposed to revolve around an undisclosed poet whose name is yet to be determined.

Following recent video game trends the title will offer a very short and linear story. Almost no gameplay whatsoever and twenty launch DLCs, including a special pink banjo (normally obtainable by finishing a game) and a unicorn mount, will have you stuck in front of your computer screen for minutes. Check out the announcement trailer below and visit [url=http://www.saviors-of-queens.com" target="blank]http://www.saviors-of-queens.com[/url] for even less details.
Posted April 01, 2011
Too bad you guys didn't include that "Friday"song as the background music since April 1st is on Friday ...
Posted April 01, 2011
lol kinda an elaborate april fools joke with a trailer and everything
Posted April 01, 2011
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El_Caz: Wow... instead of sword and sorcery, we get mandolin and sex! Well played, CD Projekt! Well played!
So if sword is the equivalent of mandolin, that makes sorcery the... Awesome! That explains why I feel so good, every time I cast magic missile! Wait... I didn't mean to say it that way... I'm going to just shut up now. *walks away*
Posted April 01, 2011
"visit blahblabityblah for even less details" LMAO
Posted April 01, 2011
This is awesome!

though it would be cool if they choose to actually make the game I'd buy it.
Posted April 01, 2011
I realize this is an April Fool's Day prank, but please CD, if you ever do a Witcher 2 Enhanced Edition with additional quests and editor, please include this adventure in that pack. Even if it is just a 30 minute mock game, it'd still be awesome.
Posted April 01, 2011
I'd be so over that game if it was actually released. :D Looks like fun and the graphics, which are just lovely, Witcher 2 lovely.
Posted April 01, 2011
I am confused... What's the joke here, again? The Bard, or the witty commentary on modern gaming which is, unfortunately, so true... :P
Posted April 01, 2011
Great! I'll buy it ;–)
Posted April 01, 2011
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Davane: I am confused... What's the joke here, again? The Bard, or the witty commentary on modern gaming which is, unfortunately, so true... :P
Read the paragraph before the video, its basically saying you'll have 30 minutes of game play and 20 different types of DLC ala Call of Duty with 10+ different maps as DLC and only a 4-6 hr single player campaign, at least that's how I'm seeing it. It's pretty funny :)
Posted April 01, 2011
Hmm . Another project which will slow down the new releases on GOG .

And happy april fool's day people .
Post edited April 01, 2011 by lackoo1111
Posted April 01, 2011
Are you guys sure you're not get into trouble with the no gameplay whatsoever concept? I'm positive i saw another game using that very same concept recently, so it's likely trademarked by now.
Posted April 01, 2011
If you don't add that character or weapon to Witcher II there will be a riot.
Posted April 01, 2011
"Non-linear Male-female relations"

YES! FINALLY!
Posted April 01, 2011
It would be better for CD Projekt to stop preserve declining holidays and recover orginal Extra Klasyka titles!
Post edited April 01, 2011 by Czudowny
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